I'm a Photographer

"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen) 03/06/2014 at 14:57 • Filed to: None

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This guy says... He should've said: I'm a "photographer".

More like "I take a picture and apply a fuckload of HDR. I also like to make things slightly blurry if I can"

cazzyodo > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 03/06/2014 at 14:58

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He put the Phone in Photograph. (they do "hdr" now, right?)

Wait...what?

Mattbob > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 03/06/2014 at 14:59

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yeah, that is terrible. If his goal was to make you not look at the car, this is spot on though. Its actually kind of cool the way your eye moves away from the car when looking at this.

Newsboy > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 03/06/2014 at 14:59

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Who does he think he is, J.J. Abrams?

ttyymmnn > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 03/06/2014 at 15:01

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There are photographers, and there are people who take pictures.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > cazzyodo 03/06/2014 at 15:04

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Possibly... Maybe it wasn't taken with his professional camera.

My Android does HDR, but it does it in a manner that you can't actually tell when you show someone the pictures, I prefer HDR non-exaggerated, it can be great in certain situations where you quickly need to gain contrast/vibrancy.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Mattbob 03/06/2014 at 15:04

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In his defense, this picture is much better.

Gamecat235 > ttyymmnn 03/06/2014 at 15:04

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I tend to categorize myself as someone who takes pictures. If I ever get paid to do so... I may change that. =)

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > ttyymmnn 03/06/2014 at 15:05

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Some pictures just cannot be salvaged. So just leave them original and say something about potatoes.

Hooker > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 03/06/2014 at 15:06

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Dat red.

Textured Soy Protein > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 03/06/2014 at 15:09

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Also a nice job lining the car up with the sun so a shadow falls directly in front of the car.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 03/06/2014 at 15:09

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Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Newsboy 03/06/2014 at 15:09

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ttyymmnn > Gamecat235 03/06/2014 at 15:10

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I almost finished my slightly snide comment with, "I always strive to be the former." I've been told I take "good" pictures, but I also put a lot of effort into it, and am always trying to learn the craft. I like to think that I get better with every picture I take. People have offered to pay me to take pictures, but I always decline. I'm not at that point yet. I wouldn't want the pressure. I am a professional musician, and it has taken almost 40 years of study and performance to get to this point. When I have many more years of study and experience taking pictures, I may finally call myself a photographer. So, I guess I would say that I take pictures but I try very hard to be good at it.

ttyymmnn > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 03/06/2014 at 15:11

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Exactly. At some point, you have to eat the soup as it is. Throwing more and more spices into it will only make it worse.

cazzyodo > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 03/06/2014 at 15:12

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There's a line when it comes to HDR for me...and that line seems to get crossed quite a bit.

Oh well. To each their own...even if some results look like oil paintings.

d00mZ > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 03/06/2014 at 15:15

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Hmm.. What if I took several classes in photography? Now im confused...

Mattbob > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 03/06/2014 at 15:17

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What camera is he using? The depth of field is garbage. Unless that's what he is going for.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > cazzyodo 03/06/2014 at 15:28

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*oil spill, lol.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Mattbob 03/06/2014 at 15:28

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It seems that's what he likes to do.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > ttyymmnn 03/06/2014 at 15:30

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Sometimes you get a second bad experience in the bathroom.